5.19.2014

10 Things I CANNOT Deal With

1. RAW POULTRY. Gross, gross, gross. I just can't. And when I do, I always think it's still raw. Thank God I'm getting married so I never have to do it again #marriageperks.




2. MOUTH BREATHING. UGHHHH. Get yourself some nasal strips, or allergy medicine, or something. I have been known to put my hand over someone's mouth. It's creepy, like Bain from Batman creepy. PLEASE STOP.



3. Snapchat. I just can't. It's weird. Just send a text message picture. I'm convinced it was created for sending dirty pictures (although only naive people would think the photos actually disappear).


4. The way our litter box smells after less than 24 hours. How can two cats smell SO BAD?! I just don't understand. Thank GOD for a fiance that deals with it for me, oh and for baking soda, lots of baking soda.


5. CRUMBS ON THE COUNTER. WHY?!?! Just brush it off with your hand, I don't even care if it's on to the floor. It takes TWO SECONDS. I don't want to put my hand in your sticky crumby mess you left behind.

 

6. Repeating myself. I know- it's juvenile, but it drives me crazy. I mean, if you honestly didn't hear me that's one thing, but just intentionally not listening then asking me to repeat the ten minute conversation we (meaning I) just had. No.

 

7. People that stop in the middle of the aisle at stores. Please just pay attention! Like... you wouldn't stop your car in the middle of the highway to text so why must you stop in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store to do so?!



 8. Cat hair on my face. I hate it so. It makes me want to frrrrrreak out. GET IT OFFFFFF!!!!


9. THE TOILET SEAT BEING LEFT UP. I have this really mature way of dealing with it where I slam down the toilet seat really loudly.


10. Rude people. If you aint got nutin' nice to say don't say it at all.

8 comments :

  1. RIGHT?! I just can't take it hahaha

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  2. Maggie H JohnsonMay 19, 2014 at 6:33 AM

    Number 7 - YES. SO MUCH YES.

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  3. Melissa McMurchyMay 19, 2014 at 8:46 AM

    haha I love these, especially the one about stopping in the middle of the aisle. We went shopping this weekend and a lady with a stroller literally stopped right in the middle of the exit and we couldn't get around ... I wanted to yelled but decided to be nice and ask her to politely move :)

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  4. Some people are just so oblivious haha

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  5. This is awesome!

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  6. This is too funny! I hate raw poultry too...I just hate cooking chicken but don't mind eating it after someone else has cooked it. :) Crumbs on the counter...haha! Sometimes we need to be better about that! #7...word.

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