8.22.2014

Cleanin' out my... Phone?

You know those random contacts you have saved to your phone? The ex-employers, ex-boyfriends, random people you met while traveling... you know, those people? Well, I haven't cleaned out my phone contacts in a LONG while and I definitely need to. Thanks to Mollie over at Musings of Mollie, I felt it was only fair to follow her lead and share some of these random people with you all before I get rid of them for good. Get ready for these escapades.*

Alex Oswal... Sorry I stopped answering your five text messages and two phone calls a day. Oh, and avoiding you in every way possible since you were my neighbor. You're really nice and all but I didn't reciprocate the feelings you had for me and it was just getting creepy that you wanted to make me dinner EVERY. NIGHT. and take me in your private jet, etc., etc., despite the fact that I kept telling you I had a boyfriend. NO. I also disliked you for giving my roommate guinea pigs... deleted.



Billy... I don't even have a last name for you. I was forced to do a group project with you in high school while I was taking community college classes at night. And we allllll know how much Type A people LOVE group projects. Then someone hacked your email and sent me nasty spam e-mails daily. That was fun... deleted.  

Christi Berg... Oh my lovely suite-mate from college. You were really nice, but I really hated that you brought home both women and men and had sex with them in our SHARED shower. Then told my best friend how hot you thought I was. I could go on for days. Yikes... deleted.


David Sade... As if it wasn't already weird enough that you were in your 7th year of undergraduate studies, you had to go get all weird with me about philosophy all the time. Not to mention you constantly felt like talking down to me even though I was president of the organization we were both in. That was really thoughtful of you... deleted.



Jordan Adams... I was particularly fond of you when you loaded all of your paper on me in college, then refused to pay your portion of the printing fee (it was a lot). Oh, and then avoided all of my phone calls, text messages, emails, and threats from the football players in our group... deleted.


Some of the others are just too bad to even share on here... so I will spare us all the annoyance/embarrassment/confusion. Happy Friday!

*I may or may not have changed some of these names.

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16 comments :

  1. this is hilarious and you've absolutely inspired me to delete some of the lurkers.

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  2. This is hilarious and also...I must do this.

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  3. This is great! Oh the stories that go along with why I should delete certain people, I'll just sit here and laugh. What a great idea.

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  4. It's sad how entertaining this was for me

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  5. ahhh I need to do this - and THE GIFS! perfectly timed!

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  6. Ha! Thanks Amy! You should definitely do it

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  7. HAHAHA exactlyyyyyy! It was very refreshing, and humorous.

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  8. "I also disliked you for giving my roommate guinea pigs" HAHAHAHA!!!! (Because YEAH!)

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  9. LOL this was so funny! I need to follow in your footsteps ma'am and do the same thing with my phone. I probably don't need "guy about the Lawrenceville house" anymore. HAHA

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  10. guinea pigs?!? really?? I think you need to do another post and add the others...this was fantastic Friday night reading!!

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  11. BECAUSE THEY ARE DISGUSTING. Also, I had a dream last night that I tried to call your house but X answered and like already knew it was me? hahaha

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  12. Hahahaha probably not. Glad you enjoyed!

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  13. So. Disgusting. Guinea pigs stinkkkkk!!! Hahahah the others are almost too good to share online- I fear that these people wound find this post and just KNOW it was about them haha

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  14. hahaha!!! LOVE it. It's only weird for the home phone part... not the knowing you part ;)

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